Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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