Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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