idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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