I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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