Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I party with great urgency now.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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