did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
