When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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