Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
soo... how was my night?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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