He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize
