if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
We had to coat check the pizza.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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