Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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