All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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