Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
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When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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