Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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