she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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