I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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