I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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