Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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