I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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