Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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