He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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