there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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