I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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