And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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