I need help removing her.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
