Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Randomize
