What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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