i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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