CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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