The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
