Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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