quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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