So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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