i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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