I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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