I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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