She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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