found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Don't make out with my wife yet
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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