doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
