"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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