I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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