theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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