If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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