i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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