Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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