I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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