some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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