none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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