my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
