Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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