Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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