Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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