i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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